Been over 35 years
We're way beyond the tears
Too many 10 dollar beers
And now you've lost your way

We'd trade our soul for '01
Have to admit it was fun
Those days are oh so done
And now you've lost your way

Stale hydro dashin'
Payroll total slashin'
Stu-pid grounds crew dancin'
You 2 clowns are more than crazy

Hey, we don't trust you
The future's hazy
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

The world is laughin'
At us baby
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

Hey, we don't trust you
Shishkaberries
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them, maybe

And all the other teams
Are playoff crazy
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

The Start of June and we're done
Can not score Felix a run
Yet, bobbleheads a ton
You've really lost your way

Years since the offense awoke
Yet - still more Ryan and Smoak
Becomes a really bad joke
So sorry to-hoo say

Figgins money blowin'
NBA opposin'
Chubby Griffey signin'
Do you think we're suckers, baby

Hey, we don't trust you
The future's hazy
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

The world is laughin'
At us baby
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

Hey we don't trust you
Hat tricks daily
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

And all the other teams
Are playoff crazy
So call Mark Cuban
And sell them maybe

The 1995 slide
I miss you so bad
I miss you so bad
I miss you so, so bad

Randy, Buhner, and Gar
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

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