By Trenton Jocz, Sports Radio KJR
Winner: Nick Gilbert
Because duh.
Loser: Nerlens Noel
Assuming Cleveland keeps the pick, Noel is the likely choice. How could being the number one pick and going to play with Kyrie Irving be a bad thing? Because he has to play in Cleveland instead of Orlando, that’s why.
Loser: NBA lottery conspiracy theorists
People convinced that David Stern and crew had a couple scenarios to hitch their wagon to this year:
Scenario 1: After Cleveland won the lottery in Year 1 AL (After LeBron) and New Orleans won it the year after losing Chris Paul, Orlando, who had the best odds, wins the lottery as the league pays the franchise back for losing Dwight Howard. They ended up with the second pick.
Scenario 2: The league worked hard, even ran the team controversially, to keep the Hornets/Pelicans in New Orleans and sweetened the deal for new owner Tom Benson by promising him a chance at Anthony Davis last year. It only made sense for Stern and Co. to sign off on delivering a huge marketing boon to the Sacramento fan base right? They finished with the seventh pick, one below their projected pick thanks to Washington leapfrogging into the top 3.
(The most logical retort though: Why rig this year’s lottery? This weak of a draft is the perfect time to throw people off the scent and come back strong next year with Andrew Wiggins, the best prospect since LeBron.)
Winners Ben McLemore and Victor Oladipo
Both are shooting guards and with Dion Waiters already in Cleveland, neither of these draftees were in the cards for the Cavs. With Noel the likely top pick regardless of how the ping pong balls bounced, the Kansas and Indiana products wouldn’t have gone #1 anyway and now a team that wouldn’t have selected either in the first place won’t be in a position to bypass them.
Winner LeBron James
This is a win-win scenario for LeBron.
If the much ballyhooed idea of the prodigal son (even though he’s from Akron) returning in the summer of 2014 really does come to fruition, Cleveland winning the lottery just provides more talent to surround him with.
If he stays in South Beach or goes to Los Angeles like so many of the transformational players that have come before him? Well, at least the Cavs got two number one picks (the Irving pick came via the Baron Davis deal, but still) out of him leaving.
Loser: Mock draft prognosticators
2013 is a bad year for mock drafts. Last month’s NFL draft lacked star power and saw its most talented players clustered at the same positions, leading to mocks with the authors essentially admitting they were throwing darts. Next month’s baseball draft, after Mark Appel and Jonathan Gray in some order at the top, is anyone’s guess. Now the first NBA draft without a no-brainer number one since the 2006 draft which saw Toronto take Andrea Bargnani at the top gets even more uncertain with the rumors Cleveland is interested in shopping the pick to accelerate their return to contention.
Winner: Washington Wizards
The Wizards have decided they’re done rebuilding, and while their personnel moves have at times been questionable to say the least, they’re not crazy in that assessment. This was a team that was above .500 when they were healthy and in the East, a team with a winning record is a lock to make the playoffs. They jumped up to third via the lottery process (the top three picks are the only ones pulled in the lottery, while picks 4-14 then go by record) and that’s perfect for a team whose timetable wouldn’t align with the time needed for Noel’s torn ACL to heal.
Loser: The rebuilding teams
Missing out on Noel isn’t a death blow for teams like Phoenix and Charlotte but being able to draft and stash him had a secondary benefit: tanking for 2014. The fabled draft class will presumably include Wiggins, Jabari Parker (the Duke recruit from Derrick Rose’s old stomping grounds, Simeon High School, who was on the cover of Sports Illustrated at 16) and a cadre of other young prospects and the contributions of any rookie from this draft class will just push the team that drafted them further away from the real prize.
Winner: Chicago Bulls
This might seem like an odd choice but for a couple years now, the Bulls had a trump card in their back pocket in the form of a future Charlotte first-rounder. Thanks to a deal involving Tyrus Thomas from when the Bulls were trying to clear cap space for the hallowed free agent class of 2010 they acquired a pick that sees its protection loosen year by year. In 2016 the pick becomes unprotected, meaning the Bulls get the pick even if Charlotte wins the lottery. The key to the value of this pick is Charlotte missing out on Wiggins and this year’s lottery aided in that process, if even a bit. Also, Washington makes sense as a potential suitor for a Luol Deng trade, making their leap up to the third pick beneficial to Chicago as well.
Winner: The Jay Bilas Drinking Game
Not that this changed with who won the lottery, but with Noel at the top, get ready to hear a lot about wingspan.







