Original Release Date: November 26, 2002
- 1. The Rhythm Thief
- 2. How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall?
- 3. What Are All These Bands So Angry About?
- 4. I Married Myself
- 5. Ride 'Em Cowboy
- 6. My Baby's Taking Me Home
- 7. Your Call's Very Important to Us. Please Hold.
- 8. Ugly Guys with Beautiful Girls
- 9. Suburban Homeboy
- Ron Mael: Arranger, Composer, Keyboards, Programming, Producer, Orchestration
- Russell Mael: Arranger, Composer, Programming, Vocals, Producer
- Dean Menta: Guitar
- John Thomas II: Engineer, Mixing
- Aaron Rapoport: Photography
- Florence Deygas: Video Producer
- Oliver Kuntzel: Video Producer
- Dave Park: Design
- Michael Köhler: Public Relations
- Cristiano Avigni: Live Sound
- Tammy Glover: Drums
- John Thomas: Engineer, Mixing